Saturday, February 11, 2012

2.11


I took this picture last week as we sailed out of St. Croix. There was a small Holland America ship, MS Maasdam, who left the pier a few minutes before us and we both sailed directly into the sunset. Seemed like a fitting picture to end this blog. 

I do have tons of other pictures and videos, so perhaps once I get home and have a decent internet connection I'll share some of those with you as well. 

2.11

Well folks I only have one more cruise left before I return to the real world. Today my replacement comes onboard so I'll spend my last week making sure he is ready to replace me when I sign off next Saturday.  I know this blog has probably been underwhelming as I haven't had the ability to update it as frequently as I'd have liked, but I appreciate the dedication if you're still reading! For those who don't know, I was offered another contract on a larger ship in Europe, but I declined the offer so once I return to land I'll be there for good! The main reason I decided against another contract is that I would like to try to start making a name for myself outside of the Royal family where growth is limited to, well, cruise ships. 

It's definitely been an amazing past 7 months. If you would have told me a year ago that I'd be living and working on a cruise ship I would have laughed in your face, but now here I am about to say goodbye to my floating home and job in just one week. Both the job itself and the ship lifestyle have been so unique. Where else can you create videos, lower life boats, dress up as an elf, live in a closet, work with people from over 70 different countries, inflate thousands of balloons, hang out with Ms. Puerto Rico candidates, watch the sun set over the Caribbean Sea and have it all be part of your job? I'm definitely glad to have had this great experience.

Here is short list of things I will miss about the Serenade as well as some things I'm looking forward to on land:

MISS
  • Everyone I work with
  • Waking up in a different location every day 
  • Being able to "commute" to work in 60 seconds (depending on elevator traffic)
  • Living and working with people from all over the world
  • The control of creating projects entirely on my own
  • The motion of the ocean 
  • Crew parties on the aft mooring deck 
  • Watching my work on the big screen in the theater
  • The complete darkness of being at sea
  • Exploring the islands
  • Having a nice gym with the world's best view 
  • Dinner's at Portofino's 
  • The rare but glorious nap outside on Deck 13
  • Waffles and ice cream on the I-95
  • Lazy lunches filled with procrastination at Messofino's 


LOOKING FORWARD TO
  • Being able to sit up in my bed
  • Having access to and using reliable internet that is faster than dialup 
  • Living in a room with windows 
  • Having a sense of time
  • Simple things like sitting on a couch or at the kitchen table
  • Eating something other than ship food (rice anyone?)
  • Reconnecting with the real world 
  • Avoiding the Norovirus
  • Cold water from the tap
  • Cold water in the shower
  • Water that isn't a different color every day
  • A shower that drains
  • A shower that is bigger than a dwarf's phone booth
  • Being able to buy things in a store whenever I want 
  • Being able to leave my house without receiving a full body pat down 
  • Spending time with friends, family and pets
  • Driving my car 
  • SNOW!! (I hope)

Saturday, January 21, 2012

1.14

It's hard to tell the scale, but this guy was almost 3 feet long!

Castillo San Cristobal

Castillo San Cristobal

Castillo San Cristobal

Entrance to the tunnel  

The tunnel


A walled city

The Serenade peeking through

Happy Puerto Ricans

A very very old tree

Arrrr

1.14

Today Cynthia and I walked over to Old San Juan. It's about a 40 minute walk but it has nice views along the way. Today there was a massive festival happening in Old San Juan that was called The Festival of the Streets. At least that's what I was told the translation meant, Cynthia speaks Spanish. We walked along the streets and traffic was in grid lock as we neared closer to Old San Juan. There were also masses of people walking the streets, all heading in the same direction. We didn't know where they were going or really what the festival was all about, but we just followed the crowds.

Well apparently it's just a really big street festival. Not like close down the streets and set up carnival rides or booths, nothing like that. It was just thousands of people parading around the streets with signs and horns and whistles making as much noise as possible. I can assure you that Puerto Ricans are excellent at being loud. At one point we got caught in the parade(?) route and didn't have any choice but to walk with the crowds down the streets until we found a side street we could escape down. Then we couldn't find any streets that had less then 3 million people on them so we continued to walk the opposite direction until we hit the end of the island. From here we were able to walk around the outside and avoid the crowds as we made our way back towards the Serenade. It was actually really weird because once we were on the edge of the island it was extremely quiet, calm and relaxing but only a few blocks away was complete chaos. 

Old San Juan is a walled city, protected by two different fortifications: Castillo San Felipe del Morro and Castillo San Cristobal. It's the biggest European fortification in the Americas. We decided to walk through the forts and were delighted to find out there was no entrance fee today because of the festival! The forts were really impressive looking and fun to explore. There is a secret (not any more) underground tunnel that connects two portions of San Cristobal. Apparently it was the longest underground tunnel of its time. I'd say it is about 1/2 mile. It was really dark and hot inside but definitely worth the walk. We got to see the dungeons which had really cool carvings on the walls from guests who had stayed there. There were also iguanas all over the place as I assume they like to sun bathe on the hot fortress walls. 

On our walk back to the Serenade we saw the sailing ship Bounty. It was used in the first two Pirates of the Caribbean movies and was extremely cool looking. Unfortunately we didn't have time to take a tour, but if I get a chance I might go back and try to go aboard. 

Saturday, January 14, 2012

1.11

Our sweet hair nets 
Rope swing 
Me looking stylish 
The bottom of the drop of death 
One of the tree platforms 


Yesterday we had a Charlie drill. This is a drill to practice for a security threat to the ship. In this drill we were searching for a bomb that was placed somewhere in the ship. My area to search is the theatre, but I first have to search the Broadcast room. So I searched the Broadcast room and then returned to the theatre where the other assigned crew members had apparently finished searching. Just as I arrived the Staff Captain and a few other officers walked into the theatre and as soon as I saw them I knew the search missed something.

Well the Staff Captain opened up a locker near the entrance to the theatre and hidden way in the back was a pipe bomb. We were all dead. Or mostly dead. They passed out pieces of paper that either said "dead" or had some sort of injury written on it. We were instructed to spread out in the theatre and assume our dead or injured state. Minutes later the medics and stretcher teams arrived and began to "treat" the victims and move them to a safer location. They were also simulating a helicopter medivac so many of the victims were carried on stretchers to the helipad. It was a very realistic drill and a reminder that something like this could actually happen on the ship or anywhere for that matter.  

After I miraculously recovered from my abdominal bleeding and shrapnel wounds, I felt well enough to go zip lining in St. Lucia. 26 crew members, mostly Cruise Division and some Casino, had signed up for this trip so we all boarded a rickety bus around noon and headed into the rain forest. As is the case with any trip in a taxi on the islands, the ride was almost as exciting as the excision itself. 

After a few near misses we finally arrived at our destination in one piece. We were instructed to rid ourselves of anything that could fall or get caught in the pulleys (sunglasses, lose clothes, etc) and then began to suit up in the harnesses. We also had to wear some stylish hairnets under our helmets to make sure no hair was caught in the pulleys. With the hairnets, helmets and harnesses we looked like we were ready to serve lunch to an angry mob of hungry teenagers. 

After a quick lesson and practice run on a short, slow zip line we hiked deeper into the rainforest and climbed up a super sketchy set of stairs to a platform in the trees. From here we began to zip from one tree to another. Occasionally we would hike to another area and then zip from tree to tree to tree. We also encountered the occasional rope swing to take us over gaps in the terrain. At one point we did a really long zip line to a little platform about 80 feet up a skinny tree. And when I say skinny tree I mean the tree literally moved back and forth about 2 feet whenever someone would zip over to it. If you didn't hold onto the tree you were mostly likely going to lose your balance and well, that wouldn't end well. There were 7 of us in our group with two guides. One guide would zip to the other end first  and be there to make sure you stopped and didn't slam into the tree and the other would help you attach to the zip line on the starting tree.

So picture nine of us all crowed on this tiny platform 80 feet up in a tree that had the rigidity of a piece of licorice. It was pretty crazy. Well we suddenly noticed that there was not another zip line attached to the tree. How were we to get out of the tree you ask? Well we asked the same question and our eyes were directed to a small hole cut out in the platform. It became apparent that we were going to literally drop out of the tree. One at a time we hooked a rope up to our harnesses that ran through a loop a few times and then back down to the ground where someone (hopefully trustworthy) held the other end. We slowly suspended ourselves over the hole and the guide made sure were were centered so when we dropped we didn't whack ourselves on the platform. Then FOOOM! It was a 70 feet free fall out of the tree and then a sudden deceleration at the end as the person holding the opposite end of the rope applied pressure. It was absolutely insane and I loved it. I think everyone, myself included, screamed or yelled on the way down. It was a really cool excision and we were all pretty whipped when we returned to the ship later that afternoon. I have about 30,000 pictures and video of the entire thing but of course the internet is too slow to upload any video so you'll just have to take my word for it: It was awesome. 

A not so exciting thing that happened yesterday was that the Serenade went to OPP Level 2. OPP is Outbreak Prevention Plan and it is implemented to prevent the spread of GI cases or Noroviruses which are a big threat to a ship environment as they spread very easily. We go into Level 2 when G.I. cases exceed .5% of guests or 1% of crew. Apparently a guest must have caught the virus in San Jaun and then the symptoms developed after we set sail. Level 2 means the entire ship in constantly being cleaned (high traffic areas every 30 minutes!) with something called Oxivir Five 16 and in some places a chlorine solution. It's a pain because crew members like me (although I'm lucky and haven't been put into labor yet) have to clean places like the theatre and handrails on top of their normal duties. If the number of cases continues to rise, the Level is escalated and all self-service food stops and we the crew have to serve the guests. There is also no shore leave. Let's hope this doesn't happen! 

Saturday, January 7, 2012

1.7

 


Well I survived the New Year's cruise. It was a lot of work but it turned out to be pretty fun as well. After all of the New Year craziness wore off the rest of the cruise was just like any other (expect our ports of call where different than normal). On Friday I had a chance to get off the ship in Tortola and go swimming with dolphins which was cool. 

I was really hesitant to go as I'm opposed to the way they capture a lot of dolphins for this type of purpose (see: THE COVE), but my friends convinced me to go and I'm glad I did. I talked to a few of the trainers about it and they explained where they got their dolphins and that they only started with two and they just grow as a family and don't have to capture any more. I got to see a calf who was only 6 days old. Her name is Layli (I think?) and she was so cute swimming along her mom's side.   

I got to hold onto one of the dolphin's fins and have her pull me around as I lay on her stomach. It was a really neat sensation. We also got to kiss them, feed them and do other things as we swam around. I have a bunch of video but of course the internet is too slow to upload so I'll try to just put a few pictures. 

This week we have a new cruise director from Ireland whose name is Chloe. She'll only be with us for one cruise and then next week Marc will be joining us for the duration of my contract. He was here when I signed on in July and seems pretty easy to work with. Nothing much else too report. I'm sitting outside a coffee shop in Puerto Rico and getting really tired so I'm not going to write much more. I think I'm going to head back to the ship and try to grab a quick nap before I start work tonight.